Free Merpimp!'s topics - tribe.net

Let's hear it

irish_dirt_princess — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:48:05 GMT

It's been waaaay too quiet around here lately.....let's take a moment to reflect on all things Piimpy.

His undoubted sense of humor, his sardonic wit, his unmatched hotness.......and so much more!

Come on lads, lassies and those of you who are neither - let's Pimp it Up!

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Get Well Soon

irish_dirt_princess — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:28:57 GMT

Our Pimpy is ill, send him some healing vibes.....he loves that hippy shit!
Seriously dude, I hope you feel better soon!

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Where is Pimpy?

irish_dirt_princess — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:41:34 GMT

Where art thou Pimpster?

Haven't heard a peep from you in ages...............

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If Pimpy was food.......

irish_dirt_princess — Thu, 24 May 2007 22:00:56 GMT

what do you think he would be?

Steak & Eggs?
A fattie milkshake?

Inquiring minds MUST know

:)

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Describe Pimpy....

irish_dirt_princess — Thu, 10 May 2007 21:31:21 GMT

In ten words or less.....

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So seriously

taramonster — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 19:20:03 GMT

How are things in LA pimpy?

xo-t

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Your Passover (and/or Easter)

muppets78 — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:20:29 GMT

Tell us what the highlights of your Passover were.

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TMP for President

Molly_McGee — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:42:17 GMT

The Merpimp is my Hero

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where is he?

trixie-puff-puff — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 20:32:52 GMT

who knows?

tara?

new gal, I see. has he forsaken us??

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I was told

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 04:37:10 GMT

there would be punch and pie.

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We need bands

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:19:07 GMT

for a Fundraising rally to Free Merpimp. Who will come to my all ages show?

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where is everyone?

merpimp — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:20:04 GMT

show me some love ;)

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Get to know your MerPimp:

muppets78 — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 20:27:06 GMT

Let's each ask him a question to get to the bottom of "who is MerPimp?".

K, I'll start....

What's your profession? (I know it's not duchebag.)

(PS- your participation is required MerPimp)

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Check out my tribe banner ad

merpimp — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 17:16:59 GMT

http://louvre.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/907/8fd/9078fdd7-4291-4516-9a91-fe05d9cd407b

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craptastic

zenzen — Tue, 05 Jul 2005 02:18:36 GMT

yep/. mutherfukker/. I know what yer [pronblenm is you vfuckjmnustard.. FUCKJMAUSTAd!!!

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Now this is just plain weird...

misujerr — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 05:22:57 GMT

http://www.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?parentid=bab59fca-596e-4bb5-ac22-f611bc9dc45c&page=1&currentoffset=1&r=1

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check out the pimp

merpimp — Mon, 06 Jun 2005 01:29:37 GMT

vendetta inspired me to do something I've wanted to do for a long time.....

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=0&parentid=bab59fca-596e-4bb5-ac22-f611bc9dc45c&sortby&rows&r=10535

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I want this for my birthday

merpimp — Fri, 27 May 2005 15:36:53 GMT

http://www.roadrage.com/

9/23, btw...

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ATTENTION

PacificaFunkster — Thu, 26 May 2005 21:06:00 GMT

http://www.playazon.com/fashion/merkin_light.html

Why haven't I seen you in this yet?

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Check out the main pic!

merpimp — Tue, 24 May 2005 06:34:30 GMT

The original idea behind Free Merpimp came about when some people on another tribe thought I was thrown in jail (for smoking herb). I let the hoax go on for a bit before confessing I was not arrested. So the plan was to photoshop my face onto that famous mugshot of Nick Nolte.

Thanks to Marty (who also hooked me up with many merkin chops!), here it is:
http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/template/pub%2CPhotoAlbum.vm/context/tribe?currentoffset=0&parentid=bab59fca-596e-4bb5-ac22-f611bc9dc45c&sortby&rows&r=10535

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oink!

PorkPimp — Wed, 11 May 2005 23:57:39 GMT

snufflesnuffle-boobies!-oink-puffpuff-oink-snxxxnort!

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O Lord, you are so very, very big

Sat, 07 May 2005 14:19:59 GMT

We're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.

Free MerPimp from lack of motivation, but not from work freedom and money.

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Membership Drive

merpimp — Wed, 04 May 2005 15:57:51 GMT

Ok, folks...I see that membership is declining!! Down to 47 from the mid-50's. I can't be that boring? ;)

So, ladies. Invite a hot friend here, and let's have some fun.
(did that sound Chappy-esque or what?)

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Maybe its time...

taramonster — Wed, 04 May 2005 18:56:04 GMT

To start considering a new job...

Based on this:

"It's almost like I'm sabotaging myself. I have no desire to "kick ass" right now. It's like the fire is barely lit under my ass."

(started a new thread to discuss possible new job venues for my favorite pimpy)

I will start...

Have you ever considered becoming a FRESH KILL LAMB HANGER (yes its a real job apparently: http://www.worstjob.com/cgi-bin/stars2/stars.pl). Maybe try hanging warm lamb carcass on meat hooks for a living?

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Junior Executive Postition Opening

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 07:14:40 GMT

Merpimp,

All this can be yours, if you just bow down and worship Rod.

http://tikitikitembo.blogspot.com/tits.jpg

Regards,

Rod

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dear acme merpimp company

Sat, 19 Mar 2005 02:54:03 GMT

some time ago i was told that i would get a free merpimp
however i have not received this merpimp to date
i am writing to you so that you can send me another one
as the first one must have gotten lost
perhaps you should consider sending your merpimps by registered mail

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Pimped out Firefox theme

merpimp — Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:53:28 GMT

http://people.zeelandnet.nl/marco/pimpzilla/images/pimpzilla.jpg

http://people.zeelandnet.nl/marco/pimpzilla/

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My humble offering

gibsonic — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:37:29 GMT

since you were unavailable for body shots and spankings on Saturday, please accept this link as a token of my affection (so it's a cross-post- it's still a good 'un!)

http://www.doodie.com/whack.php

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merpimp really knows how to slide one in!

Spun — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 10:05:48 GMT

SSIA. damn gina, knocked my socks right about off! he sure does look good in a faux fur sequin chachky-ball penis sheath (of course made by the Pink Peacock!)
oh god, just stop! you're NAUGHTY, merpimp you fucking slut. you really know how to get-er-done!

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My very own stalker alt!

merpimp — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 20:23:21 GMT

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/person/ee88cc42-3ed0-4a4b-835f-4aa56485aa66?r=10535

I don't know if I should be flattered or scared?

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Post your skills

♥Red — Fri, 04 Mar 2005 22:42:27 GMT

What skills do you have???

;)

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fuck my job

merpimp — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:28:54 GMT

Well, this fucking project that has been ruining my life finally came to an early end today. I have been moved off of the project, and onto other things. So that means I won't be traveling to Brazil this weekend (FUCK). But, it means the stress and politics and backstabbing are finally over.

My manager felt really bad about taking me off the project, and he has stuck up for me since I am now the official scapegoat for one of the worst managed projects I've ever been on.

My armor of pride has a chink in it. I don't take kindly to "failure", even if it's mostly not my fault. I'm just pissed I put in 60+ hour weeks during Feb, all for nothing. I've suffered from terrible heartburn all month long, and just have not been myself. So am somewhat relieved to be free.

So now I really have to kick ass, and restore my reputation. Or find another job, which I am definitely looking at doing.

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Heya~ Ha ha?

Chappyland — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 00:06:54 GMT

I am stongly thinking about doing a full overhaul on my Friends List....

What you all think?

I have a full Harem of Ladies but I never chat with 90% of them?

So Clip?

Go~

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everytime

lisabunny — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 01:56:12 GMT

i see that nipple, i wanna lick it!

then i want to wax that chest. jeebus.

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merpimp's a slut

Molly_McGee — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 21:48:44 GMT

SSIA

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free merpimp?

MyBodyIsATemple — Sat, 19 Feb 2005 01:21:10 GMT

I certainly wouldn't pay for it

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Customer Service

misscheeky — Sun, 20 Feb 2005 00:21:17 GMT

To whom it may concern:

I would like to lodge a formal complaint.

It has been some weeks since I responded to your offer of a free Merpimp and I still have not received it.

I sent in the reply card promptly with all the pertinent information and several days later received a notice that my free Merpimp would be coming shortly.

I check my box every day and every day I am disheartened as there is no free Merpimp anywhere in sight.

Was my free Merpimp lost? Was it delivered to someone else's box? Where can I get my free Merpimp immediately?

Reply requested.

Sincerely,
Miss Cheeky Doolittle

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drive by...

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 00:58:14 GMT

STREAKING!!!!!!!!! *bits of whip cream left behind as i blaze past*

(thnx Paige, *wink*)

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It's official

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 07:06:15 GMT

http://newcaledonia.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=0&parentid=bab59fca-596e-4bb5-ac22-f611bc9dc45c&sortby&rows&r=10661

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Stressed out

merpimp — Fri, 18 Feb 2005 06:48:51 GMT

I have way too much work to do. I'm still at it, in fact.
I know, I know, I shouldn't be tribing...

Fuck. I need a massage. Any volunteers?

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go here...

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:17:50 GMT

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2475250&Mytoken=20050218101536

dig her Henry Rollins voiceover.... trust me~

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Every biddy heer moist tou join.

madamegonzaga — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 08:48:32 GMT

az wee ar all fascinatededded wif our own "mer."

http://vancouver.tribe.net/tribe/840f0296-d127-4fe4-b1f6-6e1960a0ad61?_click_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Tribe%5B840f0296-d127-4fe4-b1f6-6e1960a0ad61%5D&r=10506

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Test Merpimp's kindness....

Jennifer — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 18:57:22 GMT

Ya' seem like a good guy.
And I hear ya' make some kick ass chili.
BUT...would you dare attempt to make some kick ass TURKEY chili for us non-bovine eatin' folks???

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Mermaid Baby

gibsonic — Wed, 09 Feb 2005 23:51:49 GMT

How cute is she?!

Doctors begin to separate 'Mermaid' baby's legs
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/02/09/peru.mermaid.baby.reut/index.html

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Motivation Progress Report

gibsonic — Fri, 04 Feb 2005 22:48:01 GMT

So it's been a week or two since MerPimp received a motivation adjustment.
Please report on your progress.

For all others, feel free to offer suggestions on how he may keep up appearances!

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Where's my money

weezy — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:29:48 GMT

bitch???????

just kidding

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Where's mine?

zenzen — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 05:43:43 GMT

I collected all the proofs of purchase and sent in my coupon weeks ago...

Where's my Free Merpimp? I check my mailbox with great hope every day, only to have them dashed to the ground like so many used merkins...

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pimpy!

musie — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 15:58:07 GMT

come let's go to bonnaroo!

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pop your merpimp-le

MyBodyIsATemple — Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:02:45 GMT

free!

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Merpimp recipes?

vendettajones — Mon, 24 Jan 2005 17:36:30 GMT

When I have too much zuchinni, and my neighbors start returning the bags of zuchinni I leave on their doorsteps, I have to resort to disguising the zuchinni as bread or other comestibles in order to get rid of it.

What we have here is a superabundance of Merpimp. I don't think we could just dump him on other unsuspecting Tribes without retribution, unless we somehow diluted his presence with other ingredients. Here are some of my favorite Tribe recipes which include Merpimp:

Merpimp Cuntlslaw
Add equal parts Poosy, Hoopla, and NNM
Add Merpimp until creamy
Stir and serve

Merpimp Meatloaf
Add equal parts Merpimp, Rajulio and Snout
Add secret herbal ingredient
Let sit indefinitely

Merpimp Flambe
Prepare one fresh Merpimp
Add Walter

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words for merpy...

trixie-puff-puff — Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:35:51 GMT

(that describe him)

spitfire! :)

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Who knew?

lovecursed — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:53:13 GMT

I thought that the price would be alot higher for a prime piece of meat such as the merpimp. Free!? Who could beat that?

"Pass the Merpimp, please."

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MerPimp is a hot studdmuffin

muppets78 — Sun, 23 Jan 2005 15:53:41 GMT

Oh yeah, and he's NOT gay.

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imprisoned?

trixie-puff-puff — Mon, 24 Jan 2005 18:37:25 GMT

I thought I was here to free Merpimp!!!!

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Where

musie — Sat, 22 Jan 2005 04:28:26 GMT

is my free Merpimp, dammit??

It says I get one. It says so right there.

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You people...

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 04:43:46 GMT

...are making no fucking sense whatsoever.

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So it started something like this...

taramonster — Sat, 22 Jan 2005 01:22:16 GMT

Everyone actually thought that Pimpy was arrested because he got caught smoking pot in San Francisco of all things!!!

So I say if we belive that he was wrongfully arrested, then we must protest on his behalf!!

Say it with me:

FREE MERPIMP!!
FREE MERPIMP!!
FREE MERPIMP!!
FREE MERPIMP!!

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/thread/00f9ae6c-de80-4b07-b0ff-f8caf2e22fef?tribeid=0f672c3a-6736-48fb-8f0e-320f9a81f80c&r=10535

Well, either that or its just about time our mighty Pimp got his own damn tribe!!

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so....

lisabunny — Sat, 22 Jan 2005 05:05:30 GMT

i understand this is where i get the merpimp? do you deliver?

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zee elusive merpimpie

madamegonzaga — Sat, 22 Jan 2005 20:46:18 GMT

I theeenk I spottted heeem een zee Haight, scorinng zee druggies frum zee guise zat whisper "kynde bud" "kynde bud" on zee streeet. I allways say "WHAT? WHAT? KIND BUD? WHAT?" wen zay wok bye. I prolly shooldnt doo zat.

Ennyhoo, zee MerPimpie eez jist lyke Garbo!

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This is gonna

Chappyland — Sat, 22 Jan 2005 01:22:07 GMT

Really warp this young man's ego---

he is really a duchebag IMO---

lets tar and feather him tonight!

Rue~

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Free Merpimp!'s topics - tribe.net

Let's hear it

Get Well Soon

Where is Pimpy?

If Pimpy was food.......

Describe Pimpy....

So seriously

Your Passover (and/or Easter)

TMP for President

where is he?

I was told

We need bands

where is everyone?

Get to know your MerPimp:

Check out my tribe banner ad

craptastic

Now this is just plain weird...

check out the pimp

I want this for my birthday

ATTENTION

Check out the main pic!

*oink!*

O Lord, you are so very, very big

Membership Drive

Maybe its time...

Junior Executive Postition Opening

dear acme merpimp company

Pimped out Firefox theme

My humble offering

merpimp really knows how to slide one in!

My very own stalker alt!

Post your skills

fuck my job

Heya~ Ha ha?

everytime

merpimp's a slut

free merpimp?

Customer Service

drive by...

It's official

Stressed out

go here...

Every biddy heer moist tou join.

Test Merpimp's kindness....

Mermaid Baby

Motivation Progress Report

Where's my money

Where's mine?

pimpy!

pop your merpimp-le

Merpimp recipes?

words for merpy...

Who knew?

MerPimp is a hot studdmuffin

imprisoned?

Where

You people...

So it started something like this...

so....

zee elusive merpimpie

This is gonna

oink!