Let's each ask him a question to get to the bottom of "who is MerPimp?".
K, I'll start....
What's your profession? (I know it's not duchebag.)
(PS- your participation is required MerPimp)
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 12:30 PMDo you like girls or boys? ;)
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 12:35 PMI hate Chappy's.
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 12:34 PMI am a Design Specialist for a Biotechnology company. Which basically means I analyze business processes from an IT perspective and come up with solutions to help the business run better, faster and more efficient. It involves lots of coding and sitting in boring meetings. -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 12:43 PM
OK, so you make alot of money.
Next question.
What's in your nightstand(s)?
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 1:00 PMHe needs to buy a house---but I think he is scared!
Ducking~
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 1:38 PMWhat's in my nightstand?
The usual....a book, some magazines, candle, condoms, glock ;) -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 1:42 PMWhen a girl goes down on you do you
a) like prostate stimulation as well?
b) like to have your balls sucked a bit?
Do you shave or trim your pubes?
What is your favorite word?
What did you have for lunch?
Have you ever been on a cruise?
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 1:45 PMI was gonna ask where you went to school, but I somehow get the feeling the tone of this whole thread has taken a turn, so I'm gonna give it a miss, thanks. -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 1:51 PMI assume you mean college? I went to SUNY Buffalo, started out in the Chemical Engineering program but ended up with a degree in Biochemical Pharmacology (say that 5 times fast)....
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 1:49 PMI don't like prostate simulation...keep your finger outta there!
I do love getting my balls sucked, who doesn't?
I shave and trim .
My favorite word? hmm.... dumbass or schwirl
I had a roast beef sandwich with avocado and bacon and some cheetos.
Never been on a cruise.
right now I'm listening to St. Germain, Tourist.
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 2:26 PMWhat glock do you have? What type of ammo do you use?
Do you get up on the right or left side of the bed? -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 2:29 PMjust kidding about the glock, though if I did own a gun, that would probably be it.
I get up on the right side of the bed, but I almost always face the left side. -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 2:34 PM
Who's yo daddy? (kidding)
Why are you afraid to buy a house?
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 2:38 PMI'm not afraid....don't listen to Chappy **shakes fist**
Buying a house in SF is no joke. $650K for a crappy-ass starter home.
It's just not worth it for me right now. I don't think I want to double the amt I spend on housing just yet.... -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 2:40 PMdude---
i am telling you we should===go in on a quad-plex!
for real~ -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 2:42 PMliving 10 minutes away from you is bad enough, imagine in the same building?
*shudder*
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:16 PM"Buying a house in SF is no joke. $650K for a crappy-ass starter home. "
Starter homes in Sac go for half that and less...
Of course., then you'd have to live in Sacramento.
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 2:38 PMHmmmm Mer with a gat!
I think he could handle it---I'd have to take him out and train him~
He'd be like a mini Jack Bauer from 24 ;)
seriously ducking~
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:17 PMThe merkin fetish... what gives?
Have you ever worn one?
Seen one performing the function for which it was designed?
Describe your personal style. -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:25 PMgood question!
the whole merkin thing started out as a joke on another tribe. we were laughing at some merkin pictures, and zenzen responded to a post of mine. instead of saying merkin, she mistyped merking. so I grabbed a picture of a merkin, photoshopped a crown on it, and became the merking. That just morphed into the MerPimp after awhile. This doesn't leave this tribe, but I have neither worn one or seen one in action.
My personal style? hmmm..... casual. I have like 20 pairs of jeans. I don't like to wear slacks unless I have to. Maybe slightly preppie (button down shirts, polos). I wear a lot of microfiber shirts..I love that stuff. -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:30 PMIn my Kramer voice-------------
Look at him (dramatically falling all over the place)
He is a younger Jerry~
Dude if you wore white sneakers----Oh man! you'd be so burned~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is fun~
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:32 PMHey Chappy, go back to your own vanity tribe ya lil bitch!
Just cause your tribe gets no traffic..... -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:36 PMwhat I can't comment here?
sheeeeyt~
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:38 PMyou get the clip.
I'll cut ya! -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:40 PMcrawling into my hole to go cry~
*The world is mine*
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:44 PMThe mold is wine????
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:54 PMAhhh the evolution of a MerPimp!
thanks for catching me up!
and this may be TMI but microfiber panties... rock.
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 3:57 PMooh, microfiber underwear? one thing about MF is it doesn't breathe that well....do you get too hot down there? -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 4:02 PMWha? No- it breathes very well!
there are different types, I think. Some is water resistant- some is more delicate.
Temp remains normal.
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 5:14 PMDo you prefer to date someone who shares your religious background?
Does your mom care?
What's your favorite food?
What are your birds named? -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 5:20 PMif this is the prospectus thread, does that mean the bidding starts later? -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 6:03 PM>if this is the prospectus thread, does that mean the bidding starts later?
Just remember, past performance is no indication of future returns
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 6:05 PMOh, good q Muppets...
way way TMI for me though...
~~Slightly~~ preppy???
C'mon dude, fess up...
(but we know deep down he is a HIPPIE at heart :)
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 6:14 PMDo you prefer to date someone who shares your religious background?
I'm agnostic, so I don't really care.
Does your mom care?
Heh. She's a Jewish mom...what do you think?
What's your favorite food?
hmm...I'd have to say sushi and steak.
What are your birds named?
Cosmo and Jerry. -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 6:24 PM
What are your top 5 favorite shows?
Which 5 songs do you find erotic/sensual?
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 6:57 PMThat's a really hard question to answer.
My top show of all time is Phish NYE 2000. It was the millenium, they played at an Indian reservation in the Everglades, and the NYE set went from 11:30pm to 7:30 in the morning....without a break!! Just unbelieveable.
I'm off to see Mcoy Tyner/Stanley Clarke/Billy Cobham at Yoshis....keep the questions coming, this is fun. -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Mon, January 31, 2005 - 7:36 PM
Hard as it may be, you are avoiding the question(s). :D -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 11:08 AMyes! even i want to know what songs you find erotic/sexual. spill it so i can burn them on a cd and play it over and over thinking of you! -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 11:08 AM
*praying he doesn't say Phish* heehee -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 11:14 AMyeah...that will definitely deflate my erection.
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 11:15 AMBut God never listens to what I say
God never listens to what I say
And you don't get a refund
If you overpray
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 11:37 AMooooh....
hmm, what songs do I find erotic/sexual?
funk, for sure. James Brown, Issac Hayes, Prince, Meters, etc...
I know it's cliche, but Zeppelin never fails.
Anything by Filia Brazilia, Tosca (fuck dub is a good one), Bob Marley, STS9, Air Supply (just kidding).....
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 11:42 AMFila Brazillia funque ma whole-uh werld... -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 12:25 PMhaha...
the zeppelin thing is true but particulary funny due to fast times at ridgemont. classic.
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 12:30 PMthat's funny....I just watched the Fast Times DVD last night!!
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 6:39 PMi have the led zep box set of all the albums...
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 6:48 PMbring it with you, you can trade it in for a surprise.... -
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Re: Get to know your MerPimp:
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 7:08 PM
Someone gave me over 3 hrs. of a live STS9 mix.... worth anything to ya?
Oh yeah, and thanx to you and your subliminal suggestions, I've been humming Air Supply's "I'm all out of love... " all day long. If I hummed that to you would you melt?
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