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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 12:35 PMHe's been enjoying the company of $8/hour Thai "masseuses." -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 12:37 PMThat was then...
I think he's back home and figuring out how to build a better mousetrap.
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 12:57 PMI just got back from my honeymoon. -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 1:04 PMack! *startled*
LIAR-! :)
or wait... do tell! -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 1:42 PMYou called it trix... new girl and he has forsaken his followers, the ones that have devoted at least 80 seconds out of there weekly schedule to praise him and work towards his freedom!!!
Oh the horror...
Hi pimpy! -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:05 PMI guess I can live with that. ;)
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:10 PMwell, that, and I've been in Thailand for the last 9 days, and then NYC. And yeah, love makes you do crazy things..... -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:16 PMas long as you're safe and happy, hon.
Nice to see you! :)
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:32 PMI don't think I've smiled this much, ever. -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:33 PMwow! that's hella-awesome, pimp!
Glad to hear it (yay!) :D
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:36 PMHurts doesn't it?
I can honestly say that I have never laughed so much, or smiled, or danced around the house playfully as I have done since mr. .m. and I started dating.
The bastard can actually tickle me! -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:40 PMshould I change my tribe name?
I can't really be a pimp anymore, now can I?
how about merwhipped ;) -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:40 PMha!ha! Yeah, I like it... *snicker* ;)
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 2:43 PMYou can't change nothin!!
I am the moderator, I have the power, so you have to ask me to change it!!!
Mwaahhahahahhahahahahhahahaa!!
And such. -
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Re: where is he?
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 3:11 PMMerpimp hath found ze Trooo Flufff!
oh happy day!
arrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! -
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ahem. Quiet, please.
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 3:18 PM::kak::
Zeez recitation eez een honour ov Merpimpy's gnu ladye.
Song of Solomon
Chapter 1
1:1 THE SONG of songs, which is Solomon's.
1:2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth--for thy love is better than wine.
1:3 Thine ointments have a goodly fragrance; thy name is as ointment poured forth; therefore do the maidens love thee.
1:4 Draw me, we will run after thee; the king hath brought me into his chambers; we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will find thy love more fragrant than wine! sincerely do they love thee.
1:5 'I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.
1:6 Look not upon me, that I am swarthy, that the sun hath tanned me; my mother's sons were incensed against me, they made me keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.'
1:7 Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon; for why should I be as one that veileth herself beside the flocks of thy companions?
1:8 If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock and feed thy kids, beside the shepherds' tents.
1:9 I have compared thee, O my love, to a steed in Pharaoh's chariots.
1:10 Thy cheeks are comely with circlets, thy neck with beads.
1:11 We will make thee circlets of gold with studs of silver.
1:12 While the king sat at his table, my spikenard sent forth its fragrance.
1:13 My beloved is unto me as a bag of myrrh, that lieth betwixt my breasts.
1:14 My beloved is unto me as a cluster of henna in the vineyards of En-gedi.
1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thine eyes are as doves.
1:16 Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant; also our couch is leafy.
1:17 The beams of our houses are cedars, and our panels are cypresses. -
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Chapter 2
Thu, December 1, 2005 - 3:19 PM2:1 I am a rose of Sharon, a lily of the valleys.
2:2 As a lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters.
2:3 As an apple-tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. Under its shadow I delighted to sit, and its fruit was sweet to my taste.
2:4 He hath brought me to the banqueting-house, and his banner over me is love.
2:5 'Stay ye me with dainties, refresh me with apples; for I am love-sick.'
2:6 Let his left hand be under my head, and his right hand embrace me.
2:7 'I adjure you, O daughters of Jerusalem, by the gazelles, and by the hinds of the field, that ye awaken not, nor stir up love, until it please.'
2:8 Hark! my beloved! behold, he cometh, leaping upon the mountains, skipping upon the hills.
2:9 My beloved is like a gazelle or a young hart; behold, he standeth behind our wall, he looketh in through the windows, he peereth through the lattice.
2:10 My beloved spoke, and said unto me: 'Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away.
2:11 For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone;
2:12 The flowers appear on the earth; the time of singing is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land;
2:13 The fig-tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines in blossom give forth their fragrance. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away.
2:14 O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the covert of the cliff, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely.'
2:15 'Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vineyards; for our vineyards are in blossom.'
2:16 My beloved is mine, and I am his, that feedeth among the lilies.
2:17 Until the day breathe, and the shadows flee away, turn, my beloved, and be thou like a gazelle or a young hart upon the mountains of spices. -
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Thu, December 1, 2005 - 3:21 PM8:14 Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like to a gazelle or to a young hart upon the mountains of spices. -
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Thu, December 1, 2005 - 11:45 PM
Yeay to massages w/ happy endings. Speaking of which, that was a great movie!
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Fri, December 2, 2005 - 4:58 PMYay, Pimpy! Can I rub your tummy for good luck? -
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Fri, December 2, 2005 - 6:40 PM> Ok, but keep it above the waist.
Wow - it must be love.
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Tue, December 6, 2005 - 1:56 PMCongrats Pimpy!! Wow!!
Can I rub the bald Buddah head for luck?
MerBuddah.... -
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Tue, December 6, 2005 - 5:09 PM*snort*
You just made me spew carrot juice on my keyboard, MerBuddha! -
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Tue, December 6, 2005 - 5:27 PMalways keep tissues next to the computer when you're doing that.
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